Welcome
This is the Web site of the River Valley Bikers, a motorcycle group in the Upper Mississippi River Valley. The group is comprised of riders from three different states, all dedicated to one thing - riding. It is what we do and what we love.
Important Stuff
"I'll bleed you, real quiet... leave you here."
You know who isn't cold? The Predator. He's warm somewhere.
I'm not a huge fan of sport bikes, but I'm getting there. Bikes like this continue to sway my personal opinion.

Click on the image to see more shots.
Posted December 15, 2009
Too Flippin' cold
Okay, so it is December and colder than a mother-in-law's kiss outside. There is also 15" of snow on the ground. The temperature is 1 degree... 1 FLIPPIN' DEGREE! The chances of getting on my bike and riding any further than the other side of my garage is pretty much nil. Okay, it is nil.
That doesn't mean, however, that I'm not thinking about it. To all you wintered bikers out there, keep thinking "rubber-meets-road". It will come soon enough.
Posted December 11, 2007
Congratulations Bart and Lisa!
We have a new biker in our group. Her name is Cameron Elizabeth she is the daughter of Bart (Animal) and Lisa. She was born on 5-4-09 and was 9 pounds and 3oz. and she was 21 inches tall. Mom, baby and yes even Bart at doing ok. So congrats to them. ~ Shep
Posted May 11, 2009
Check it out!
LAR has released the flier for the 2009 River Valley Biker Rodeo. This is a "do not miss" event! This year looks bigger and better than ever. Home brew, flying kegs, spilling bikes, and strange vibrating things that look like carrots. "Honestly, honey. It's a carrot."
Download the PDF to get all the details.
See you there!
Posted May 8, 2009
2009 Events are Now Up!
The 2009 events are up on our Calendar page. You can now get our events through Google Calendar. Enjoy!
Anyone but me hate the ice?
Posted January 5, 2009
Pictures Are Now Posted
The winter bash. Sturgis. Algona. Check out all the pics on our Picture Page. Most of the new ones are from LAR (thanks, man). Hopefully the Celt will get his in soon. You know he has some of the best *ahem* nature shots.
Posted January 5, 2009